Education Woes

-- Oops...dropped my pen...

~~ Jesus, not this again... Whose bright idea was it to introduce sex ed to an all girls school?? Now I have to deal with a bunch of nymphos with no self-control...~~

-- OK, that's enough, pick up your pen and get back to your seat.
-- Everyone, you've got 5 more minutes to finish your test.

Shopping Assistance

-- I appreciate your enthusiasm, Miss, but I just want to try the shoes on.... Hey, do you even work here??

At Your Service

-- Come to my room later tonight, I'll give you a nice tip.